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2 Sues

Title of Work: From Hell, 1999
Author: Hughes Bros.
Full Name, including titles: Mary Kelly
Full Species(es): Human Female
Hair Color (include adjectives): Red
Eye Color: NA
Unusual Markings/Colorations: NA
Special Possessions/Pets: NA
Annoying Sidekicks:
Annoying Origin: A beautiful prostitute gets caught up in the conspiracy surrounding the Ripper murders
Annoying Way of Ruining the Story: Love interest to eccentric Inspector F. Abberline and manages to evade from becoming the Ripper's next victim by mistaken identity
Annoying Special Abilities: Unrealistic Irish accent (actress was mis-casted for role)
Miscellaneous Reasons The Sue Should Not Exist: too beautiful/well groomed for a White Chapel prostitute
Redeeming Qualities: (Reasons the Sue might not be annoying to someone else). She raises Prince Edward's illegitimate daughter in a cottage by the sea (who was the reason behind the Ripper murders)
Small snippet of Sue Being Annoying: (Please make sure this is properly accredited to author, so we're not violating copyright).


Title of Work: Mobsters, 1991
Author: Michael Karbelnikoff
Full Name, including titles: Mara Motes
Full Species(es): Human Female
Hair Color (include adjectives): candy-red, bobbed hair
Eye Color: NA
Unusual Markings/Colorations: NA
Special Possessions/Pets: NA
Annoying Sidekicks: NA
Annoying Origin: cabaret dancer/prostitute; saved by Lucky Luciano who fell in love with her at first sight after another gangster tried to claim her as his.
Annoying Way of Ruining the Story: horrible/laughable sex scenes with co-star Christian Slater and takes up space in a 1 1/2 hour B-movie about gangsters
Annoying Special Abilities: Her brutal death (getting tommy-gunned in bed) was Luciano's main motive to get revenge against his enemies and rise to power (in real-life, Luciano got rid of his enemies: the "Mustached Petes" to rebuild a new organized crime syndicate in NYC)
Miscellaneous Reasons The Sue Should Not Exist: Supposedly Luciano's One True Love, when in reality Luciano had a lot of GFs including prostitutes
Redeeming Qualities: (Reasons the Sue might not be annoying to someone else). Only if you like the leading cast, because even violent mobsters need love
Small snippet of Sue Being Annoying: (Please make sure this is properly accredited to author, so we're not violating copyright).
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